BINGO!

Last night I went to play Bingo with my aunt. It starts at 630pm and gets over around 930pm depending on how slow the caller is. We went to win the $5700 pot. If you have never been to play Bingo before, it is serious business. There is no messing around, no laughing and definitely NO HAVING FUN. We were in trouble all night long. First we sat at an empty table only to find out that a mean old lady usually sits there and she was just running a little late and "everyone knows I sit here" is what she told us. Every night she plays bingo and every night she sits in the same place. We moved. My aunt had to go to the bathroom in the middle of a game, so I was playing her electronic Bingo machine. The Bingo monitor came and took it out of my hand, "it is against state law to play two electronic machines at one time". Every one around me started mouthing me "i knew she wasn't suppose to be doing that'" "it has always been against the law" "have they never used the machines before?" I was hoping to win a Bingo game just in case we needed bail money. We got to laughing so hard that people told us to keep quiet. This of course just made us laugh harder. By the time the last Bingo number was called, people were glaring at us and pointing at us. Who knew there were so many uptight people at the Bingo Hall. We didn't win, but we had fun.